At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver’s license.
At age 35 success is . . . ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money..
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . … . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

1. A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
2. A bad corn promise is better than a good lawsuit.
3. A bad workman quarrels with his tools.
4. A bargain is a bargain.
5. A beggar can never be bankrupt.
6. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
7. A bird may be known by its song.
8. A black hen lays a white egg.
9. A blind leader of the blind.
10. A blind man would be glad to see.
11. A broken friendship may be soldered, but will never be sound.
12. A burden of one’s own choice is not felt.
13. A burnt child dreads the fire.
14. A cat in gloves catches no mice.
15. A city that parleys is half gotten.
16. A civil denial is better than a rude grant.
17. A clean fast is better than a dirty breakfast.
18. A clean hand wants no washing.
19. A clear conscience laughs at false accusations.
20. A close mouth catches no flies.
21. A cock is valiant on his own dunghill.
22. A cracked bell can never sound well.
23. A creaking door hangs long on its hinges.
24. A curst cow has short horns.
25. A danger foreseen is half avoided.
26. A drop in the bucket.
27. A drowning man will catch at a straw.
28. A fair face may hide a foul heart.
29. A fault confessed is half redressed.
30. A fly in the ointment.
31. A fool always rushes to the fore.
32. A fool and his money are soon parted.
33. A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
34. A fool may ask more questions in an hour than a wise man can answer in seven years.
35. A fool may throw a stone into a well which a hundred wise men cannot pull out.
36. A fool’s tongue runs before his wit.
37. A forced kindness deserves no thanks.
38. A foul morn may turn to a fair day.
39. A fox is not taken twice in the same snare.
40. A friend in need is a friend indeed.
43. A friend is never known till needed.
42. A friend to all is a friend to none.
43. A friend’s frown is better than a foe’s smile.
44. A good anvil does not fear the hammer.
45. A good beginning is half the battle.
46. A good beginning makes a good ending.
47. A good deed is never lost.
48. A good dog deserves a good bone.
49. A good example is the best sermon.
50. A good face is a letter of recommendation. Read the rest of this entry »

AF – Always friend

BF -
Boy friend

CF – Close friend

DF – Dear friend

EF -
Ever friend

FF – Forever friend

GF – girl friend

HF
- Helping friend

IF – Innocent friend

JF – Jovial friend

KF
- Kind friend

LF – Lovely friend
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THE BOSS SAYS, “I”
THE LEADER SAYS, “WE”

THE BOSS DRIVES HIS MEN
THE LEADER INSPIRES THEM

THE BOSS RELIES UPON AUTHORITY
THE LEADER DEPEND ON GOODWILL

THE BOSS EVOKES FEAR
THE LEADER RADIATES LOVE

THE BOSS SHOWS WHO IS WRONG
THE LEADER KNOWS HOW TO DO IT

THE BOSS DEMANDS RESPECT
THE LEADER COMMANDS RESPECT

SO, BE A LEADER
NOT A BOSS.

The pessimist finds fault;
the optimist discovers a remedy.

The pessimist seeks sympathy;
the optimist spreads cheer.

The pessimist criticizes circumstances;
the optimist changes conditions.

The pessimist complains about the apple seeds;
the optimist plants them.

The pessimist imagines impending peril;
the optimist sees signs of prosperity.

The pessimist disparages;
the optimist encourages.

The pessimist creates loneliness;
the optimist finds friends.

The pessimist nibbles at the negative;
the optimist is nourished by the positive.

The pessimist builds barriers;
the optimist removes roadblocks.

The pessimist invents trouble;
the optimist enriches the environment

Interesting but its true!

Letters ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’ ‘d’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99, (Letter ‘d’ comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters ‘a’, ‘b’ ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999, (Letter ‘a’ comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters ‘b’ ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999, (Letter ‘b’ comes  for the first time in Billion)

and

Letter ‘c’ does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting

Just Try……… ……… …….. except
C ..for…CASH !!

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2010 when…

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2 You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don’t have e-mail addresses / facebook / Myspace / twitter.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn’t have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You’re reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list

MOPED is the short term for ‘Motorized Pedaling’.

POP MUSIC is ‘Popular Music’ shortened.

BUS is the short term for ‘Omnibus’ that means everybody.

FORTNIGHT comes from ‘Fourteen Nights’ (Two Weeks).

DRAWING ROOM was actually a ‘withdrawing room’ where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix ‘with’ was dropped.

NEWS refers to information from Four directions N, E, W and S.

AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from ‘Agricultural Marketing’.

JOURNAL is a diary that tells about ‘Journey for a day’ during each Day’s business.

QUEUE comes from ‘Queen’s Quest’.. Long back a long row of people waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen’s Quest.

TIPS come from ‘To Insure Prompt Service’.
In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written ‘To Insure Prompt Service’. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named ‘General Purpose Vehicle (GP)’. GP was changed into JEEP later.

If you love someone because you think that he or she is really gorgeous…
then it’s not love..
it’s – Infatuation. ..

If you love someone because you think that you shouldn’t leave him because others think that you shouldn’t…
then it’s not love..
it’s – Compromise.. .

If you love someone because you think that you cannot live with out his touch….
then it’s not love..
it’s – Lust…

If you love someone because you have been kissed by him…
then it’s not love..
it’s – Inferiority Complex…

If you love someone because you cannot leave him thinking that it would hurt his feelings..
then it’s not love..
it’s – Charity…

If you love someone because you share every thing with him…
then it’s not love..
it’s – Friendship.. .

but if you feel the pain of the other person more than him even when he is stable
and you cry for him..
that’s – LOVE…

I love this and I absolutely had to share it with you. Its so simple and yet so true

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
How to live alone… Even if she doesn’t like it…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE…
Enough money within her control to move out and rent a place of her own, even if she never wants to or needs to…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …
Something perfect to wear if the employer, or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour…

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …
A youth she’s content to leave behind….

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …
A past juicy enough that she’s looking forward to retelling it in her old age….
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A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …
One friend who always makes her laugh… And one who lets her cry..

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE …
A feeling of control over her destiny…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
How to fall in love without losing herself..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
How to quit a job, break up with a lover, and confront a friend without ruining the friendship.. .

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
That she can’t change the length of her calves, the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
That her childhood may not have been perfect…but its over…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
What she would and wouldn’t do for love or more…

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..
Whom she can trust, whom she can’t, and why she shouldn’t take it personally.. .

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
Where to go… Be it to her best friend’s kitchen table… Or a charming inn in the woods… When her soul needs soothing…
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EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW…
What she can and can’t accomplish in a day… A month…and a year…