12 Step Internet Recovery Program
Thursday, January 21, 2010 22:561) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.
2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.
3) I will get dressed before noon.
4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.
5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.
6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.
7) I will read a book…if I still remember how.
I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.
9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.
10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.
11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.
12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime … And the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

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Naveen says:
August 6th, 2010 at 1:01 pm
13) I will remember that when the oven timer goes “ding” that dinner is ready to come out and not wait for the fire dept to help me.
(Not me) but someone I know a while ago before he got married.
Jeff Marsh says:
August 6th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
14) I will only use laptop when i am in the bathroom and promise that i will not move the fridge there..