12 Step Internet Recovery Program

Thursday, January 21, 2010 22:56
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1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.

7) I will read a book…if I still remember how.
8) I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime … And the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

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2 Responses to “12 Step Internet Recovery Program”

  1. Naveen says:

    August 6th, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    13) I will remember that when the oven timer goes “ding” that dinner is ready to come out and not wait for the fire dept to help me.
    (Not me) but someone I know a while ago before he got married.

  2. Jeff Marsh says:

    August 6th, 2010 at 1:02 pm

    14) I will only use laptop when i am in the bathroom and promise that i will not move the fridge there..

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