Marriage

Saturday, March 22, 2008 6:23
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1: Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence-a life sentence.

2: Marriage is very much like a violin, after the sweet music is over, the strings are attached.

3: Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind.

4: Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

5: Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.

6: Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit.

7: Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever.

Marriage requires a man to prepare 4 types of “rings”:

  • The Engagement Ring
  • The Wedding Ring
  • The Suffe-Ring
  • The Endu-Ring

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