Men + Women = 2 Donkeys – Mathematical Proof

Thursday, February 5, 2009 5:09
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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work.
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++ 
Equation 2
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Men = Donkry + earn money
Therefore:
Men-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Men who d’nt earn mony = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3
Women= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Women = Donkey + spend
Women – spend = Donkey
In other words,
Women who don’t spend = Donkey
++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
To Conclude: 
From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men who don’t earn money = Women who don’t spend
So Men earn money not to let women become donkey!
And women spend not to let men become donkey!
So, We have:
Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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