Stupid Questions

Saturday, December 6, 2008 6:24
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1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?

2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?

3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??

5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?

9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
asks…
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.

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