The Best Fun Phrases
Tuesday, October 20, 2009 21:531.Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
2.People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.
3.Don’t play stupid with me…I’m better at it.
4.Just remember… if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.
5.F.E.A.R.: F**k Everything And Run!
6.Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
7.”People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”
8.SEX is not the answer. SEX is the question and YES is the answer!!
9.Heaven won’t take me and hell’s afraid I’ll take over.
10.I can only please one person per day. Today isn’t your day…and tomorrow don’t look good either.
11.’Tis far better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
12.Kids in the backseat cause accidents Accidents in the backseat cause Kids
13.The next time you think you’re perfect, try walking on water
14.Did You Ever Wonder…..
*If you choke a smurf, what colour does it turn?
*Is it ok to use the AM radio after noon?
*What do you call a male lady bug?
*When a dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it.
*Why you need a driver’s license to buy liquor when you can’t drink and drive?
*Why there are floatation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
*Have you ever imagined the world without hypothectical situations?
15.People that don’t know me think I’m shy. People that do know me wish I were.
16.I can’t make you want me, All I can do is stalk you and hope you give in.
17.I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
18.A kiss blown is a kiss wasted…the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted
19.Love is a sensation that starts by the temptation, a guy sticks his location in a girls destination to populate the next generation. Do you get the explanation or do you need a demonstration?
20.I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own
21.It’s not that I’m antisocial. I just don’t like you.
22.Don’t follow me, I am lost too!
23.A wise man once said, “I don’t know, go ask a woman.”
24.Don’t think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey!
25.Are you always this stupid, or are you making a special effort today?
26.Lets TOAST to Lying, Cheating, and Stealing….if your gonna Lie..Lie for a Friend. If your gonna Cheat…Cheat Death, If your gonna Steal…Steal a Heart!…If your gonna DRINK…Drink With Me!!!…Cheers.
27.I think… therefore I’m single.
28.I refuse to answer that question on the basis that I don’t have the answer.
29.I’m outta here like a deaf kid in a game of musical chairs.
30.Don’t follow me, I walk into walls.
31.Each day I get up in the morning praying to God that everyone should get a friend like you…why should only I have to suffer!
32….And who pissed in your cornflakes this morning???
33.I smile because i have no idea what’s going on.
34.I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
35.I can see your point, but I still think you’re full of s**t.
36.You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall is in love with me
37.When Santa said “ho, ho, ho,” was he talking to you?
38.Procrastination is like masturbation…it feels great until you realize you f***ed yourself
39.Fat people are harder to kidnap
40.It’s not about the length, it’s not about this size, it’s about how many times you can make it rise!
41.aMn sTrAiGhT Im GoOd In BeD…………….. I cAn sLeEP fOr DaYs
42.Good Girls are only Bad girls who did not get caught!!
43.Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless.
44.Great Store Signs:
*On Maternity Room door:”Push,Push,Push”
*At an Optommetrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.”
*Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment necessary. We’ll hear you coming.
*At the Electric Company: “We will be delighted if you send in your bill. However if you don’t,you will be.”
*Outside a Radiators Repair Shop: “Best place in town to take a leak.”
*In a non-smoking area: “If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropiate action.”
45.”I do exercise. I do one sit up everyday…when I get out of bed in the morning.”
46.”Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.”
47.If i could be any Barbie, i would be Divorce Barbie. She comes with, Ken’s House, Ken’s Car and Ken’s Boat.
48.Finally 21, and legally able to do what I have been doing since I was 14
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