Women Are Such Complex Creatures:

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman,
If you don’t you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying,
If you don’t, you are good for nothing.

If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp,
If you don’t you are not understanding.

If you visit her often, you are boring,
If you don’t she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy,
If you don’t, she says you are a dull guy.

If you are a minute late, she complains it’s hard to wait,
If she is late, she says it is a girls way.

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold,
If you kiss her often, she yells you are taking advantage.

If you talk, she wants you to listen,
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

IN SHORT…

So simple, yet so complex

So weak, yet so powerful

So confusing, yet so desirable

So daming, yet so wonderful… WOMEN !

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