ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
COSTELLO: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den, and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
 

ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: No, the names Lou.
 

ABBOTT: Your computer?
COSTELLO: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
 

ABBOTT: Mac?
COSTELLO: I told you, my names Lou.

ABBOTT: What about Windows?
COSTELLO: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
 

ABBOTT: Do you want a computer with Windows?
COSTELLO: I don’t know. What will I see when I look in the windows?
 

ABBOTT: Wallpaper.
COSTELLO: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

ABBOTT: Software for windows?
COSTELLO: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What have you got?
 

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
 

ABBOTT: I just did.
COSTELLO: You just did what?
 

ABBOTT: Recommend something.
COSTELLO: You recommended something?
 

ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: For my office?
 

ABBOTT: Yes.
COSTELLO: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
 

ABBOTT: Office.
COSTELLO: Yes, for my office!
 

ABBOTT: I recommend office with windows.

COSTELLO: I already have an office and it has windows! OK, lets just say, I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
 

ABBOTT: Word.
COSTELLO: What word?
 

ABBOTT: Word in Office.
COSTELLO: The only word in office is office.
 

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: Which word in office for windows?
 

ABBOTT: The Word you get when you click the blue “W.”
COSTELLO: I’m going to click your blue “w” if you don’t start with some straight answers. OK, forget that. Can I watch movies on the Internet?

ABBOTT: Yes, you want Real One.
COSTELLO: Maybe a real one, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. Just tell me what I need!
 

 ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: If its a long movie I also want to see reel 2, 3 and 4. Can I watch them?
 

ABBOTT: Of course.
COSTELLO: Great, with what?
 

ABBOTT: Real One.
COSTELLO: OK, I’m at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?
 

ABBOTT: You click the blue “1.”
COSTELLO: I click the blue one what?
 

ABBOTT: The blue “1.”
COSTELLO: Is that different from the blue “W”?
 

ABBOTT: The blue 1 is Real One and the blue W is Word.

COSTELLO: What word?
 

ABBOTT: The Word in Office for Windows.
COSTELLO: But there’s three words in “office for windows”!
 

ABBOTT: No, just one. but its the most popular Word in the world.
COSTELLO: It is?
 

ABBOTT: Yes, but to be fair, there aren’t many other Words left. It Pretty much wiped out all the other Words.
COSTELLO: And that word is real one?

ABBOTT: Real One has nothing to do with Word. Real One isn’t even Part of Office.
COSTELLO: Stop! Don’t start that again. What about financial bookkeeping You have anything I can track my money with?
 

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: That’s right. What do you have?
 

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: I need money to track my money?
 

ABBOTT: It comes bundled with your computer.
COSTELLO: What’s bundled to my computer?
 

ABBOTT: Money.
COSTELLO: Money comes with my computer?
 

ABBOTT: Yes. No extra charge.
COSTELLO: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
 

ABBOTT: One copy.

COSTELLO: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
 

ABBOTT: Microsoft gave us a license to copy money.
COSTELLO: They can give you a license to copy money?
 

ABBOTT: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

COSTELLO: How do I turn my computer off??
 

ABBOTT: Click on “START”……….
 

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