Recently the following undocumented Windows 95 error-codes were found. Microsoft forgot to explain them in the manuals, so they will be spread via the Internet:

WinErr: 001
Windows loaded – System in danger

WinErr: 002
No Error – Yet

WinErr: 003
Dynamic linking error – Your mistake is now in every file

WinErr: 004
Multitasking attempted – System confused

WinErr: 007
System price error – Inadequate money spent on hardware

WinErr: 009
Horrible bug encountered – God knows what has happened

WinErr: 00A
Promotional literature overflow – Mailbox full

WinErr: 00B
Inadequate disk space – Free at least 50MB

WinErr: 00C
Memory hog error – More Ram needed. More! More! More!

WinErr: 00F
Unexplained error – Please tell us how this happened

WinErr: 010
Reserved for future mistakes by our developers

WinErr: 013
Unexpected error – Huh ?

WinErr: 014
Keyboard locked – Try anything you can think of.

WinErr: 018
Unrecoverable error – System has been destroyed. Buy a new one. Old Windows licence is not valid anymore.

WinErr: 019
User error – Not our fault. Is Not! Is Not!

WinErr: 01A
Operating system overwritten – Please reinstall all your software. We are terribly sorry.

WinErr: 01B
Illegal error – You are not allowed to get this error. Next time you will get a penalty for that.

WinErr: 01D
System crash – We are unable to figure out our own code.

WinErr: 01E
Timing error – Please wait. And wait. And wait. And wait.

WinErr: 01F
Reserved for future mistakes of our developers.

WinErr: 020
Error recording error codes – Additional errors will be lost.

WinErr: 042
Virus error – A virus has been activated in a dos-box. The virus, however, requires Windows. All tasks will automatically be closed and the virus will be activated again.

WinErr: 079
Mouse not found – A mouse driver has not been installed. Please click the left mouse button to continue.

WinErr: 103
Error buffer overflow – Too many errors encountered. Additional errors may not be displayed or recorded.

WinErr: 678
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

WinErr: 683
Time out error – Operator fell asleep while waiting for the system to complete boot procedure.

WinErr: 815
Insufficient Memory – Only 50,312,583 bytes available

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