Funny Equations

Saturday, January 12, 2008 8:39
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Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore,
Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
If, Human – enjoy = Donkey + work
In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work

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Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkeys = eat +
sleep
Therefore, Men = Donkeys + earn money
If Men – earn money = Donkeys
In
other words,
Men that don’t earn money = Donkeys
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Women = eat + sleep + spend
Donkeys = eat + sleep
Therefore, Women = Donkeys + spend
If, Women – spend = Donkeys
In other words,
Women that
don’t spend = Donkeys

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To Conclude:
 • Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
• Women spend not to let men become Donkeys!
• Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys!
 • And the Donkeys lived happily ever after!

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One Response to “Funny Equations”

  1. Saxon Math says:

    January 3rd, 2010 at 11:58 pm

    Interesting and well documented post. i have read something similar elswhere.

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