Husband vs Wife

Sunday, May 3, 2009 23:02
Posted in category Joke 1,035 views

GOOD ONE FOR ALL MARRIED ONES !!!!

U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”

There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

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