Why Men Can't Win
Wednesday, July 15, 2009 22:36If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it’s exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it’s favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference.
If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination.
If she asks you, it’s a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain.
If you don’t, you’re a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you’re after something.
If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.
If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re an egotist.
If you’re not, you’re not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she’s tired.
If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.
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Derek Showerman says:
July 15th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
I could relate with a couple of them, some girls think that when I workout, I’m working out so I can beat people up and scare people.
The reason for that is mainly because of the stuck-up idiots who still are trying to “woman’s rights” when it is over, woman got their rights.
You also forgot.
When a man hits a woman, people think that the man is abusive
When a woman hits a man, people STILL think that the man is abusive
Travis V says:
July 15th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
This is why all women belong in the kitchen.