1: Do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

2: Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they know there is not enough money?

3: Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

4: Why doesn’t glue stick to the bottle?

5: Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

6: Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?

7: Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

8: Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

9: Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?

10: If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

11:Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

12: Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

13: Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

14: Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

15: Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

16: How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

17: When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, ‘It’s all right?’ Well, it isn’t all right, so why don’t we say, ‘That hurt, you stupid idiot?’

18: Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

19: In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

20: How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

21: The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends — if they’re okay, then it’s you.

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