What is the height of Bravery, Patience & Laziness combined?  A: Sitting on the sea shore waiting for TSUNAMI to clean up ur ASS
   

Will, Marry, I & U are going for a party. Whats the best & worst arrangement u can make. Did u get… Best: Will, U, Marry, Me Worst: I, Will, Marry, U
   

Dream makes al things possible, Hope makes al things work, luv makes al thigs beutifl, smile makes al d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH…!
   

Boy: what will u give me as reward if i climb Mt.Everest? Girl: A push.
   

Sincere Apology:
If u dont like ny of my SMS or dont like 2 read or if my msgs disturb u,then plz dont hesitate,feel free 2 Throw Ur Mobile!!
   

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat.. Sweet words r nice 2 say.. But sweet people r really hard 2 find..My goodness, how da hell did u manage 2 find me!
   

Advice
Always listen to ur hubby, He gives sound advice :99% Sound & 1% Advice….
   

Consequences of American life style:
The wife rushed into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids n my kids r beating our kids
   

Their are moments in life when you really miss someone. And you wish you could just pluck them from your dreams..
   

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.
   

Woman: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

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