Boss: Much Welcome, without you, our company will be in different phase.

Employee: If the work load is too much, I will think about quit.

Boss: Don’t worry, I won’t let it happen.

Employee: May I have day off on weekends?

Boss: Off course. That is the bottom line.

Employee: Do I have to work until midnight every day?

Boss: That’s impossible, who told you that?

Employee: Do we have meal allowance?

Boss: That is out of question. Surely higher than the average.

Employee: Do we have risk on the sudden death by tired working?

Boss: No. What makes you think about that?

Employee: Is the company offering periodical travel?

Boss: Yes. That is our policy.

Employee: Do I have to come to the office on time?

Boss: No. It depends.

Employee: How about the salary? Will it be paid on time?

Boss: Always!

Employee: Do new employees have to do everything around?

Boss: How come. We got so many seniorities here.

Employee: If there is a vacancy in the management position, may I be the candidate?

Boss: Definitely. This is the way our company surviving.

Employ: Are you lying on me?

When working in the company, please read it reversely

Quote from a recent meeting:

“We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done”.

Quote from the Boss…

“I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame it on you.”

A motivational sign at work:

“The beatings will continue until morale improves.”

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