[1] the dawn of romance and the commencement of history;

[2] a word that should be pronounced as “mirage”;

[3] an event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left;

[4] a very good way to promote civilization — if you get a good wife you will be happy, if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher {Socrates}

[5] a process much like a cafeteria — you carefully look over the choices, select what looks the best — and pay later;

[6] an event which is called “tying the knot” — unfortunately, the knot can be a noose;

[7] a word which always means commitment — but so does insanity;

[8] a ceremony favored in England — it’s the only way to beat their cold winters and lack of central heating;

[9] something that changes the demeanor of a driver — there is no longer any effort needed to keep both hands on the wheel;

[10] the only permanent cure for love;
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