Interesting Year 1981

1. Prince Charles got married

2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of  Europe

3.  Australia lost the Ashes tournament.

4. Pope Died

Interesting Year 2005

1. Prince Charles got married

2. Liverpool crowned soccer  Champions of  Europe

3.  Australia lost the Ashes tournament

4. Pope Died

Lesson Learned

The next time Charles gets married…

Someone should warn the Pope.

Commonly Used Phrases at the Office and… What they really mean!

1. For your information, please. (FYI)
Meaning: I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it.

2. Noted and returned.
Meaning: I don’t know what to do with this, so please keep it little while.

3. Review and comment..
Meaning: Do the dirty work so that I can forward it.

4. Action please.
Meaning: Get yourself involved for me. Don’t worry, I’ll claim the credit.

5. For your necessary action.
Meaning: It’s your headache now.

6. Copy to.
Meaning: Here’s a share of my headache.

7. For your approval, please.
Meaning: Put your neck on the chopping board for me please.

8. Action is being taken.
Meaning: Your correspondence is lost and I am trying to locate it.

9. Your letter is receiving our attention.
Meaning: I am trying to figure out what you want.

10. Please discuss.
Meaning: I don’t know what the hell this is, so please brief me.

11. For your immediate action.
Meaning: Do it NOW! Or I will get into serious trouble.

12. Please reply soon.
Meaning: Please be efficient. It makes me look inefficient.

13. We are investigating/ processing your request with the relevant authorities.
Meaning: They are causing the delay, not us.

14. Regards.
Meaning: Thanks and bless you for reading all the crap.

CONFIDENCE:
1 Day all villagers decided to pray for rain. On the day of prayer all people gathered & only one boy come with umbrella. THATS CONFIDENCE.

TRUST:
Trust should be like feeling of a 1 year old baby, when you throw him in tha air, he laughs….
Because he know you will catch him…

HOPE:
Every night we go to bed, have no assurance to get up alive in the next morning. But still we have many plans for coming day… This is Hope.

KEEP CONFIDENCE, TRUST IN GOD AND NEVER LOSE HOPE…

This is nice – finding positive out of every negative – which we don’t always manage to do.

I am thankful…

1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else.

2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets.

3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.

4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.

5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.

6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine.

7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.

8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.

9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.

10. For the noise I have to bear from my neighbors because it means that I can hear.

11. For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.

12. For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard.

13. For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive.

Spotted in a toilet of a London office:
Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.

In a London Laundromat:
Automatic Washing Machines: Please Remove All Your Clothes When The Light Goes Out

Outside a London second-hand shop:
We exchange anything – bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain?

Spotted in a safari park:
Elephants Please Stay In Your Car

Seen during a London conference:
For Anyone Who Has Children And Doesn’t Know It, There Is A Day Care On The 1st Floor

Notice in a field:
The Farmer Allows Walkers To Cross The Field For Free, But The Bull Charges

On a repair shop door:
We Can Repair Anything (Please Knock Hard On The Door, The Bell Doesn’t Work)

People in other countries sometimes go out of their way to communicate with their English-speaking tourists. Here is a list of signs seen around the world :

At a Budapest zoo:
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

Doctors office, Rome :
Specialist in women and other diseases.

Hotel, Acapulco :
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
Customers who find our waitresses rude should wait and see the manager.

In a City restaurant:
Open seven days a week, and weekends too.

In a Calcutta Coffee House:
People Discarding Cigarette Stubs In Cups Will Be Served Coffee In Ash