1) I will have a cup of coffee in the morning and read my newspaper like I used to, before the Internet.

2) I will eat breakfast with a knife and fork and not with one hand typing.

3) I will get dressed before noon.

4) I will make an attempt to clean the house, wash clothes, and plan dinner before even thinking of the Internet.

5) I will sit down and write a letter to those unfortunate few friends and family that are Internet-deprived.

6) I will call someone on the phone who I cannot contact via the Internet.

7) I will read a book…if I still remember how.
I will listen to those around me and their needs and stop telling them to turn the TV down so I can hear the music on the Internet.

9) I will not be tempted during TV commercials to check for email.

10) I will try and get out of the house at least once a week, if it is necessary or not.

11) I will remember that my bank is not forgiving if I forget to balance my checkbook because I was too busy on the Internet.

12) Last, but not least, I will remember that I must go to bed sometime … And the Internet will always be there tomorrow!

Internet Eddict.

My whole world is INTERNET,
Nothing more.. nothing less..
Morning I rise.. and click on Net,
and stare at the Monitor..as buttons I press.

Know no hours.. know no day..
Sites I see .. and Games I play..
Surfing and browsing..
as I keep on downloading,
and keep staring at sexy display.

Group Mails I see..
Forwards and replies..
Delete most of them.. and save some in my files,
Chat on Messenger with friends I adore,
And sign off only when my eyes can take no more.

Saddest is my day.. when my computer goes astray,
Or Net connection off, or Power goes off all the way..
I bang my head on keyboard..
and shake and hit the Motherboard..

And frustrated I pray :–
“Oh God… bring back my Net..
and let the Power be on whole day
Spare me this agony and depression I get,
Punish me some other way,
but never take my pleasure of Internet away.”