GOOD ONE FOR ALL MARRIED ONES !!!!

U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”

There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

A wife mentioned to her husband that for Valentine’s Day, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds. She was expecting something like this…………

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But her husband presented her with something very different…

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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
 
MAN: “Hello.”
 
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
 
MAN: “Yes.”
 
WOMAN: “I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
 
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
 
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2006 models. I saw one I really liked.”
 
MAN: “How much?”
 
WOMAN: “£45,000.”
 
MAN: “OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options.”
 
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing …..the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking £450,000.”
 
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of £400,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really a pretty good price.”
 
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you so much!!”
 
MAN: “Bye! I love you, too.”
 
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape…..
 
Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know’s who this phone belongs to?”

So long I never realize I don’t know the real

Meaning of family…… ….

Here Is The Answer ……….. FAMILY =

(F)ather
(A)nd
(M)other
(I)
(L)ove
(Y)ou

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE?

Because:

(W)ashing
(I)roning
(F)ood
(E)ntertainment

WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?

Because:

(H)ousing
(U)nderstanding
(S)haring
(B)uying
(A)nd
(N)ever
(D)emanding

Do you know that a simple “HELLO” can be a sweet one?

Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfrien d).

The word HELLO means :

(H)ow are you?
(E)verything all right?
(L)ike to hear from you
(L)ove to see you soon!
(O)bviously, I miss you…

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

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Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife – would you like to have some snacks?
Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the jwellery.
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