1. The Female always makes THE RULES.

2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.

3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.

7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
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WOMAN has MAN in it.

SHE has He in it.

Mrs. has Mr. in it.

MISTRESS has MISTER in it.

MADAM has ADAM in it.

HOSTESS has HOST in it.

FEMALE has MALE in it.

…….and so on the list is never ending, so no need to be proud…….BOYS, you are always incomplete without GIRLS.

Hey I can say in other words

FEMALE is in complete without MALE, because

To be a FEMALE MALE is necessary

To be a WOMAN MAN is necessary

TO construct MADAM ADAM is necessary

MRS can not be complete unless Mr. is prefixed.

The Strength of a Man by Jacqueline Marie Griffiths

The strength of a man isn’t seen in the width of his shoulders.
It is seen in the width of his arms that encircle you.

The strength of a man isn’t in the deep tone of his voice.
It is in the gentle words he whispers.

The strength of a man isn’t how many buddies he has.
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