These are actual things we’ve heard from computer newbies. Scary but true.

* Intercom Explorer

* Can you get RAM on a CD?

* I think I deleted the internet.

* Whenever I’m on the phone, I can’t dial up. I think that’s a bug.

* I can’t find my desktop!

* Windows Me 2000

* It says “webmasteratalteringtime.com” isn’t a valid email address!

* My computer is performing illegal operations! Am I in trouble?

* I think it might be a problem with the soft drive.

* When I print, the holes are on the wrong side… I think I need to get the printer repaired.

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