#1
// drunk, fix later

#2
// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

#3
return 1; # returns 1

#4
// Magic. Do not touch.

#5
// I’m sorry.

#6
Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}

#7
//This code sucks, you know it and I know it. Move on and call me an idiot later.

#8
/*
* You may think you know what the following code does.
* But you dont. Trust me.
* Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
* night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
* enough to “optimize” the code below.
* Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

#9
// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

#10
try {

} finally { // should never happen

}
#11
doRun.run(); // … “a doo run run”.

#12
/* Halley’s comment */ Read the rest of this entry »

Internet Eddict.

My whole world is INTERNET,
Nothing more.. nothing less..
Morning I rise.. and click on Net,
and stare at the Monitor..as buttons I press.

Know no hours.. know no day..
Sites I see .. and Games I play..
Surfing and browsing..
as I keep on downloading,
and keep staring at sexy display.

Group Mails I see..
Forwards and replies..
Delete most of them.. and save some in my files,
Chat on Messenger with friends I adore,
And sign off only when my eyes can take no more.

Saddest is my day.. when my computer goes astray,
Or Net connection off, or Power goes off all the way..
I bang my head on keyboard..
and shake and hit the Motherboard..

And frustrated I pray :–
“Oh God… bring back my Net..
and let the Power be on whole day
Spare me this agony and depression I get,
Punish me some other way,
but never take my pleasure of Internet away.”