Questions:
1. A man wanted to enter an exclusive club but did not know the password that was required. He waited by the door and listened. A club member knocked on the door and the doorman said, “twelve.” The member replied, “six ” and was let in. A second member came to the door and the doorman said, “six.” The member replied, “three” and was let in. The man thought he had heard enough and walked up to the door. The doorman said ,”ten” and the man replied, “five.” But he was not let in.
What should have he said?

2. Hildegarde was taken to the dungeon and presented with two doors, each protected by a single guard. One door led to freedom and the other door to a hungry lion. Hildegarde was allowed to ask one question of one guard of her choice. The question was limited to a yes/no answer. Hildegarde knew that this was a tricky pair of guards: one would always lie and the other would always tell the truth. The guards knew behind which door lay freedom and which door led to the lions, and knew who was the liar and who was the truth sayer. But how was Hildegarde to know the difference? Hildegarde devised a way and went happily on her way. What was the question?

3. A man was found dead in his study. He was slumped over his desk and a gun was in his hand. There was a cassette recorder on his desk. When the police entered the room and pressed the play button on the tape recorder they heard: “I can’t go on. I have nothing to live for.” Then there was the sound of a gunshot. How did the detective immediately know that the man had been murdered and it wasn’t a suicide? Read the rest of this entry »

At age 4 success is . . . . Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . Having a driver’s license.
At age 35 success is . . . ..having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money..
At age 70 success is . .. . Having a drivers license.
At age 75 success is . … . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . .. Not piddling in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.

Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way;
BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day.

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Adventures of Billy and Stevie

Adventures of Billy and Stevie

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Dear Sir,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you, but I’m leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice. TaTa – Bye Bye…

The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and “big heart”. A great gesture…

Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me. Last but not the least, I also have the Rs. 12000 entrusted to me by our company’s cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command. Bless me always… Read the rest of this entry »

Bang ur head on the wall if u don’t know the answer.

Recently a company had participated in IIM’s Placement Sessions. They asked some interesting questions to students during recruitment.
Here are some of them:-

#. A man gave one son 10 cents and another son was given 15 cents. What time is it?

#. A boat has a ladder that has six rungs, each rung is one foot apart. The bottom rung is one foot from the water.The tide rises at 12 inches every 15minutes. High tide peaks in one hour. When the tide is at it’s highest, how many rungs are under water?

#. There is a house with four walls. Each wall faces south. There is a window in each wall. A bear walks by one of the windows. What color is the bear?

#. Is half of two plus two equal to two or three?

#. There is a room. The shutters are blowing in. There is broken glass on the floor. There is water on the floor. You find Sloppy dead on the floor. Who is Sloppy? How did Sloppy die?

#. How much dirt would be in a hole 6 feet deep and 6 feet wide that has been dug with a square edged shovel?

# If I were in Hawaii and dropped a bowling ball in a bucket of water which is 45 degrees F, and dropped another ball of the same weight, mass, and size in a bucket at 30 degrees F, both of them at the same time, which ball would hit the bottom of the bucket first?

Same question, but the location is in Canada ?

# What is the significance of the following: The year is 1978, thirty-four minutes past noon on May 6th.

# If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in the center field? Read the rest of this entry »

1. 2 out of 3 adults in the United States have hemorrhoids.

02. 25% of your bones are located in your feet.

03. 35,000 people in the U.S. will die from the flu annually.

04. 40% of all indigestion remedies sold in the world are bought by Americans.

05. A fetus develops fingerprints at eighteen weeks!

16. A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it’s there, though!

77. A man once sued his doctor because he survived his cancer longer than the doctor predicted.

08. A person infected with the SARS virus, has a 95-98% chance of recovery.

09. A person will burn 7 percent more calories if they walk on hard dirt compared to pavement.

010. A sneeze can travel as fast as 100 miles per hour.

011. A toothbrush within 6 feet of a toilet can get airborne bacteria from flushing.

012. A woman’s sense of smell is most sensitive during ovulation.

013. About 400 different kinds of microbes live on and in the human body.

114. About half of all Americans are on a diet on any given day.

015. An average adult produces about half a liter of flatulent gas per day, resulting in an average of about fourteen occurrences of flatulence a day.

016. At age 70, more than 70 percent of men are still potent!

017. Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

018. By the age of 60, most people have lost 50% of their taste buds.

019. Children are more allergic to cockroaches than they are to cats!

020. Children are poisoned most frequently by eating harmful plants.
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Just Check This Out !!!!

Scroll down slowly and be honest to yourself.

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Ans. = man overboard

stand
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Ans. = I understand

OK?…. Got the drift?

Let’s try a few now and see how you fair?

3. /r/e/a/d/i/n/ g/

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Ans. = reading between the lines

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1. “Video Killed the Radio Star” was the very first video ever played on MTV.
2. AM and PM stand for “Ante-Meridiem” and “Post-Meridiem,” respectively, and A.D. actually stands for “Anno Domini” rather than “After Death.”
3. To “testify” was based on men in the Roman court swearing to a statement made by swearing on their testicles.
4. Both Hitler and Napoleon were missing one testicle
5. A whale’s penis is called a dork.
6. A pound of armadillo meat contains 780 calories.
7. If you feed a seagull Alka-Seltzer, its stomach will explode.
8. Twelve or more cows are known as a “flink.”
A group of kangaroos is called a mob.
A group of frogs is called an army.
A group of rhinos is called a crash.
A group of whales is called a pod.
A group of geese is called a gaggle.
A group of ravens is called an unkindness or a conspiracy.
A group of officers is called a mess.
A group of larks is called an exaltation.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
9. Warren Beatty and Shirley MacLaine are brother and sister.
10. Starfish don’t have brains.
11. Shrimps’ hearts are in their heads.
12. There were no squirrels on Nantucket Island, Massachusetts until 1989.
13. Barbie’s full name is Barbra Millicent Roberts.
14. Barbie’s measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33.
15. The ridges on the sides of coins are called reeding or milling.
16. Montpelier, Vermont is the only U.S. state capital without a McDonalds.
17. Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.
18. The Pentagon in Washington, D. C. has five sides, five stories, and five acres in the middle.
19. The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
20. Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them use to burn their houses down hence the expression “to get fired.”
21. In Disney’s “Fantasia”, the Sorcerer’s name is “Yensid” (Disney backwards.)
22. The Les Nessman character on the TV series WKRP in Cincinnati wore a band-aid in every episode. Either on himself, his glasses, or his clothing.
23. A coat hanger is forty-four inches long if straightened.
24. Lorne Greene had one of his nipples bitten off by an alligator while he was host of “Lorne Greene’s Wild Kingdom.”
25. Cat’s urine glows under a blacklight.

Interesting but its true!

Letters ‘a’, ‘b’, ‘c’ ‘d’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 99, (Letter ‘d’ comes for the first time in Hundred)

Letters ‘a’, ‘b’ ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999, (Letter ‘a’ comes for the first time in Thousand)

Letters ‘b’ ‘c’ do not appear anywhere in the spellings of 1 to 999,999,999, (Letter ‘b’ comes  for the first time in Billion)

and

Letter ‘c’ does not appear anywhere in the spellings of entire English Counting

Just Try……… ……… …….. except
C ..for…CASH !!

Just hearing the word “pizza” brings a smile to the face of just about every American. Whatever style or variety — from thick, Chicago-style deep-dish pizza stuffed with gobs of cheese, sausage, and pepperoni to a thin-as-a-cracker crust topped with veggies — pizza invariably makes it to the top of “favorite food” lists.

Here, we’ve compiled a list of fun and interesting facts about this American food icon. See how many you knew!

Pizza is one of the most popular foods in the United States.

1. Since 1987, October has been officially designated National Pizza Month in the United States.

2. Approximately three billion pizzas are sold in the United States every year, plus an additional one billion frozen pizzas.

3. Pizza is a $30 billion industry in the United States.

4. Pizzerias represent 17 percent of all U.S. restaurants.

5. Ninety-three percent of Americans eat pizza at least once a month.

6. Women are twice as likely as men to order vegetarian toppings on their pizza.

7. About 36 percent of all pizzas contain pepperoni, making it the most popular topping in the United States.
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