GOOD ONE FOR ALL MARRIED ONES !!!!

U love someone
U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id”

There’s only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.
There’s only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it.

Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails. If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!

A wife mentioned to her husband that for Valentine’s Day, she would like something that accelerates from 0 to 100 in four seconds. She was expecting something like this…………

. . . . . . . . . . . .

But her husband presented her with something very different…

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So long I never realize I don’t know the real

Meaning of family…… ….

Here Is The Answer ……….. FAMILY =

(F)ather
(A)nd
(M)other
(I)
(L)ove
(Y)ou

WHY does a man want to have a WIFE?

Because:

(W)ashing
(I)roning
(F)ood
(E)ntertainment

WHY does a woman want to have a HUSBAND?

Because:

(H)ousing
(U)nderstanding
(S)haring
(B)uying
(A)nd
(N)ever
(D)emanding

Do you know that a simple “HELLO” can be a sweet one?

Especially from your love one. (I mean not only from the boyfriend/girlfrien d).

The word HELLO means :

(H)ow are you?
(E)verything all right?
(L)ike to hear from you
(L)ove to see you soon!
(O)bviously, I miss you…